PLEASE HELP ME FIND EMPLOYMENT

I have had many years of farming experience and can drive any tractor all day with great expertise. I owned my own 1000 acre farming operation for many years. I can coach and teach basketball since I was an ABL player and both high school and college coach. I grew up in Southern Indiana and was a college All American basketball player. I have taught 36 college technical subjects and was named national teacher of the year in 1982. I was a college dean in 6 states in colleges as large as 70,000 students per year. I have consulted for 105 colleges on fund raising and equipment partnerships. I never missed a day in high school and in 40 years of employment I only missed work one week with pneumonia. Please help me find a job. I have good transportation and I get along with everyone. This is a picture of my farm where all of our children grew up in Michigan.